ALIEN ABDUCTEE SAYS HE’LL ASSUME PRESIDENCY WITHOUT A VOTE
Los Angeles, CA — A California man who regularly contributes to the popular radio show Coast to Coast AM with George Noory has big plans. He aims to become the next president. And, Phil Hill –better known as UFO Phil –claims aliens from space have given him all the authority he needs to assume the job without waiting for the November election.
In interviews with Peter King of CBS, The Huffington Post and other media outlets, Hill revealed he is in possession of secret scrolls written by beings from another planet. Those documents supposedly give Phil the authority to assume leadership without a vote.
Once he assumes the presidency, Phil plans to establish a formal ‘Senate for Terrestrial / Alien Relations‘ to welcome the arrival of “Brothers from Space”. He also wants to decommission all military ships at sea in favor of a new fleet of flying discs with spaceports in major cities around the globe. And then there’s the giant stone pyramid he’ll build behind the Hollywood sign.
There’s one more thing. Hill says, “The Statue of Liberty has to come down.” He promises to erect a taller ‘Monument of Zaxon’ in its place. Zaxon, according to Hill, is the “leader of the good aliens. He has very nice skin and will look phenomenal as a statue.”
If UFO Phil’s campaign promises sound a little over-ambitious, there’s a reason. Phil actually plans to become President of the Earth. “Obama and Romney can still have their election. I will be their boss. And, Putin and Kim Jong Un will be running their thoughts by me. And, I will take those ideas to the aliens for final rejection.”
UFO Phil is a published composer, filmmaker and self-proclaimed “man of science”. He has appeared alongside actor Tom Green. And, his song ‘Listening to Coast to Coast’ is a theme song for the radio show Coast to Coast AM.
UFO Phil can be reached at (323) 319-4836 or by email at firstname.lastname@example.org.