Even Senior Citizens Break the Rules…

This was found on the internet

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, “Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.

 

14 responses to “Even Senior Citizens Break the Rules…

  1. Funny funny funny, yea don’t take her back. come pick me up, i need a ride. Go
    Grandpa.

  2. Not all old people are a bunch of party poopers. This is humorous.

  3. This is the best response ever, it made me laugh.

  4. I want to be this cool when I get old.

  5. This was pretty funny and clever. I wish I could have gotten out of a ticket that way.

  6. That was a clever response haha, but if it could’ve been more interesting if it turned into a full fleged high speed chase haha can you imagine the news coverage.

  7. HA this was hilarious. At least he got out of a ticket !

  8. This is pretty funny to read about. Has me thinking how the world really is. It is pretty cool to see that the old guy did not get introuble I mean come on hahaha…

  9. This story made me smile, true or not you rarely hear about an elderly man running from the cops in a Corvette, and making up the excuse that he was running from his ex wife.

  10. I plan on doing this when I’m a senior citizen.

  11. This was hilarious. Although, it may not be this exact situation, the fact that things like this do occur is truely ironic.

  12. Ha Ha Ha Ha, love these stories.

  13. Stories like these put a smile on my face. Youre never too old for fun.

  14. This is an ironic story. Fact or fiction, it was fun to rad.

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